Saturday, March 1, 2008

Why Are You Up So Late?

Heather, Jim told me you were up late, what's the matter, can't sleep? Jim said he called you and left a message. Something about the Justice Department looking for you have you worried? I had him look on his laptop to see who was visiting your site. I told him that you were using your Road Runner again.
So why don't you just go to the police, turn yourself in, and let Jim proceed with the Civil Suite against you? Gas is costly now and Jim cannot keep tracking you.
Jim will never get the hundreds of thousands of dollars that you owe him, but your rap sheet will continue to get longer.
So I suggest you put on another tank top and head to the local police department and we will take it from there.